miércoles, 17 de febrero de 2010

Manchester 3 - Milan 2

Martes de Carnaval, estoy sentado en mi sofa, con la laptop prendida jugando un freeroll de Pokerstars (No quiero invertir dinero durante este partido porque sería perderlo estupidamente)

La verdad es que me espero una derrota, este no es el Milan de Ancelotti, es el Milan de Leonardo, sus inseguridades y su grosero nacionalismo que ya se ha tornado intolerable dentro del camerino.

Sale con Duda en el arco, la línea de 4 de corte defensiva con Daniele Bonera en el Lateral (Este es uno de los mejores defensas que hay en Italia SIN QUE ME QUEDE LA MENOR DUDA) pero lo prefiero de central ya que lo que ayuda en el frente ofensivo es poco Nesta, Thiago Antonini(la revelación del 09-10) línea de 3 Becks - Pirlo - Ambrosexy (Si, le digo Ambrosexy) Pato-Dinho y Huntelaar (Y dale con este tarado)

Manchester sale con Pinocho en el arco Evra-Raphael- Rio (Overrated) Ferdinand y el lateral derecho que se bailo Dinho todo el partido en la media Fletcher-Carrick-Scholes (Asco, incomprensible como ganan un partido) Nani (Mas Quaresma que Cristiano) - Park y Rooney (Aparte de este jugador el Manchester NO TIENE NADA)

Empieza el partido dejame pararme a servirme un vaso de - GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Todo gol dentro de los primeros 5 minutos es inmerecido pero bienvenido, ok luego de dos chances clarisimas 1 Antonini 1 Huntelaar, que malo es Huntelaar. El Manchester no le sabe llegar al Milan, por la derecha Bonera tiene un muro de contensión y Antonini se ayuda con los relevos de Ambrosexy (Si, le digo Ambrosexy), y con la capacidad de centrar de Nani, Mazinger Z no le llega a los centros del Zenden Portugues. Viene la jugada del partido, se lesiona Antonini en la media cancha en las narices de fletcher... quien deportivamente sigue la jugada... toque toque para la banda que dejaba el lesionado antonini centro Nani y Scholes erra el remate, la pelota da en su pie de apoyo y Duda con la velocidad que lo caracteriza llega tarde a la cita. Bravo Manchester la Verguenza deportiva no es lo suyo, aunque asi son los ingleses: Veasé Chelsea-Barcelona 2005 curiosamente jugaban Milan Manchester en San Siro, minuto 90 Carvalho comete Offensive HOLDING sobre Valdes penalizado con 10 yardas en la NFL Gol de John ladies Man Terry 3-2 pasaron el turno. En fin me caen muy mal los ingleses, el mundo estuviera mejor si terminaramos de hundir esa pedazo de Isla...

Empieza el segundo tiempo Leonardo decide que el equipo esta bien como esta y deja a Superpippo en la Banca ya que Huntelaar la esta descosiendo... segun el... y la Mama de Huntelaar.

Dinho le demuestra a Dunga que esta como para ir al Mundial pero no para jugar 90 minutos, y se empieza a perder en el partido el Manchester hace lo mejor que pudo hacer... sacar a Nani... no en valde a los 40 segundos llega el segundo por la banda derecha... Valencia se lleva en velocidad a Favalli (o Favella como le decian los mexicanos de Fox) tira un centro pasado a Rooney quien se eleva y ... 2-1

Todo el mundo con los brazos al suelo... Sigue Rooney haciendo desastres... y Leonardo mira al banco y dice Seedorf por Beckham... Antes de que entre johnnie Walker cae el tercero, Nesta errá la posición y Rooney aprovecha para fusilar a Duda... Nada que hacer TKO para el Milan... queda poco tiempo... el Manchester camina la cancha se sabe ganador del partido y de la eliminatoria sin merecerlo. Seedorf descuenta

Game Over

De quien es la culpa? No tengo dudas, de Galliani & Co.

1. Leonardo NO SIRVE, plantea mal los partidos y erra los cambios, trozo de combinación

2. Vendemos a KAKÁ traemos a ... Huntelaar... OK

3. Hasta cuando tendremos que tolerar a Dida???

4. Tenemos hoy en dia a Antonini de lateral izquierdo, Y Borriello punta de lanza, son muy buenos, pero habia que esperar hasta que cumplieran 27??? En el Inter Santon y Balotelli gozan de minutos, en el Milan tenemos a los pensionados Favalli (que no servía a los 25) , Kaladze, Jankulovsky señores es hora de repescar a Astori y a Albertazzi antes de que cumplan 28 años.

5. Ronaldinho fue un error. Mucho espectaculo y juego para la grada pero con eso no se ganan champions, ni mucho menos un scudetto.

En fin,

Forza Milan

Tan

lunes, 8 de febrero de 2010

Random stuff

Hello everyone, this particular post is one of the reasons why I HATE blogging, see... the problem is; I want to write, but I have nothing of bloggic proportions. Either way, I'll have a crack at it.. which is NOT the same or AS FUN as having crack while I'm at it.

Poker... hmmm yeah did not play at ALL during the weekend, only whipped up 6 tables on friday of 5.50$ Sit n Gos (Wait! I thought you said no more tournies??? Yeah I also said I'd lose 25 pounds in 2009) Won 1, Placed 1 and placed 3rd in 2 of em for a profit of 21$ - 60% ROI

Watched Milan-Bologna on Sunday, yeah that was painful, I don't really know what was worse, the play of Clarence Seedorf or the Red Trunks worn by Ac Milan. Honestly I think Seedorf is a GREAT player, but it is sad to watch him play I think the game has passed him by, he's too slow for what Leonardo wants to do with the 4-3-3 and the attacking fullbacks. Same goes for Ronaldinho, this team REALLY needs a major overhaul.

Out (Dida,Kaladze,Jankulovsky,Seedorf,Huntelaar,Ronaldinho,Favalli,Inzaghi :-( I would NEVER get rid of him but the Idiot DONKTARD Leonardo never uses him... Pippo deserves better)

Later on I watched 30 minutes of Chelsea-Arsenal... Ok Is Arsenal EVER going to put a man on Drogba? Seriously how many times does he have to kill you for you to get it? I'm not into english soccer but every time I tune in on a Chelsea-Arsenal game (at the request of my buddy demian) Drogba just destroys them... I say ENOUGH! go Tony Soprano on his ass...
BTW Chelsea fans, John Terry cheated on his wife... I looooooooved the amount of women in the stand SUPPORTING the guy, NICE, a class gesture... now let's see how many banners they hold up for their own husbands if they do the same. SHAME SHAME SHAAAAAAAAAAME

Ok Superbooooooowl time, Awesome game, loved every minute of it... Onside kick, challenge the 2 pt conversion, Drew Brees'ssssss birhtmark. Great game for the whole family... ok...unless you're the Mannings, that was only fun for ELI and the "other brother"... yes, there is another, but since he doesn't play in the NFL he's addressed as "the other brother". Honestly I'd hate to sit at THAT dinner table on Sundays... yeah...

(Archie Manning): So 18, (Cause you just KNOW they call each other by their jersey numbers) how'd you do today...

(Peyton, 18): UMM it was ok I guess 21 of 24 threw for 357 yards 3 tds Easy win we're 10-1...

(Archie Manning): Good Good, I Love you son... 10, how bout you?

(ELI, 10): So so 14-20 for 219 yds 2 tds and a Pick, still managed to win we're 8-3...

(Archie Manning):Ok... You're still mommy and daddy's favorite "Oh shit another boy? we were trying for a girl" sibling... OTHER SON how'd you do?.

(Other son): -awkward silence- well Dad I came up with a new system to file the record cabinets in the car dealership, thus improving our operations and increasing our hourly efficiency...

(Archie Manning):FUCK YOU OTHER SON!

(Other son): Come on man! I won employee of the Month..

(Archie Manning): -interrupts- You know what just get the Fuck outta my house...

(Other son): But Dad!!! You Know I live here

Tan

UPDATE

I googled OTHER SON Manning here's what I found

Cooper Manning
Cooper Manning, Archie's oldest son, was born in 1974. Standing at 6'4", he was once an All-State High School wide receiver, and he was a hot commodity headed for the University of Mississippi. After testing, doctors diagnosed him with spinal stenosis (a narrowing of the spinal canal), which effectively put an end to his football career. He guest starred in The Simpsons episode "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?" with his brothers. He is now a partner in a New Orleans energy investment firm.

Bla bla bla... he'll always be OTHER SON to us

lunes, 1 de febrero de 2010

Why was January so bad?

I guess it's harsh to call a "break-even" month BAD... but there's just no other way around it. Sure PokerStars is veritably INFESTED with good players, but there's also a LOT of Fish and dead money lying around, but the truth is, I put myself in marginal situations with mediocre hands.

Example 1

Early on in the 250k weekly donkament I had QJ offsuit in the BB, UTG raises 4BB... easy fold right? WRONG I call.. Flop is Q-2-3 rainbow... I check, he bets 1/2 Pot I raise he shoves... easy fold right?RIGHT? no call he off course has A-A

Another Issue, I'm not trusting my reads enough... this is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE in cash games, 2 or 3 laydowns I SHOULD HAVE MADE and the bottom line would now be at least 15-20$ on the Black. Ok that is not life changing money obviously, but when you think about it I am playing 5c-10c No Limit Hold em 20$ is 200BB!!!!!!! That my friends is freakishly reveling.

Anyway, I know this post is NOT funny at all, and it's not meant to be. Because the point of this blog is for me to read it in a few days and be reminded of what is going on.

Finally, the main reason why I didn't make money this month, it is so simple I'm embarrassed by it... Poker for dummies... I'm winning small pots and losing big ones... Period

I'd love to go on and on about why January was a -4$ month but fuck it I probably should work on making February a +100 month.

Step 1 - Play @ least 1 hour Every day 4 tables (haven't been playing enough)

Step 2 - Play more 90 mn & 45 mn Tourneys, I tend to do ok in them.

Step 3 - Fold more

Step 4 - Make next blog funnier... If you're not into poker this blog was painful 2 read...

I´m sorry

Tan